Stress Alert!!!
Stress Alert!!!
UserFriendly, the comic strip
Stress Relief
Warning:  This may make you laugh in an uncontrolled manner.

Some of my quotes/sayings:

Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for life.

By doing the impossible one just proves the point
that one can not do the impossible.

If code has a bug but no one tests it, when does it fail?

"A master's secrets are only as good as the
master's ability to explain them to others"

"Can't I just bend one of the rules?" said the student.
The Master just looked back at him with a sad expression.

From the home of the imaginary deadlines:
"It will take 2i weeks to do that project."

Quantum Physics: The Dreams that Stuff is made of.

I will use Google before asking dumb questions...
...will you?

You are Slackware Linux. You are the brightest among your peers, but are often mistaken as insane.  Your elegant solutions to problems often take a little longer, but require much less effort to complete.
Which OS are You?

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